Episode 21-Live from Jer's Wedding

Hahahahaha holy shit I forgot we did this.  Includes speeches!

Episode 20-Phoenix and Johnny's Farm in the Bank 2012

I went over to Scott's to watch a PPV months ago.  Didn't really turn out good for a podcast.  Except for this part featuring Phoenix and I as we watch the first match of the PPV alone and have a jolly good go of it.

Today's podcast brought to you by Mark Gotch.  Even he doesn't know he's bringing you this podcast and if we knew who he was we'd tell him as much.

Episode 19-E3 Spectacular Part 3

It's only been 4 almost 5 months since we recorded this!  I'm sure you're dying to know what Scott and I think about Microsoft's presentation!  I know I am!  Because it was so long ago I forgot what the fuck we talked about!

Today's podcast brought to you by the phrase "We're going to be out of the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that $36" but only if we collapse in a drunken haze after muttering the above.

Episode 18-E3 Spectacular Pt.2

Tonight we insert our fists into the colon of a Human Resource Manager and get his head out of his ass!

Listen as we take apart Nintendo's E3 presentation.  Scott also gives us a SHOCKING confession as his torrid past with fraud and murder comes back to haunt in the most surprising way.

Well that doesn't happen but there's a lot of good music this time.  Lot's of Patrick Stump.  You should go get that album.  And make love to it.  Hey the CD has a hole in the middle you want me to draw you a diagram or what?

Today's Episode is brought to you by your guilty conscience.  He says hi and let's hang out this weekend.

I'm just kidding Scott.  You have no torrid past with anything.  You are a man of rainbows.

Brad there is a piece of chicken toast with our names on it buddy....let's go get it.

Jer there is this thing called "Steam" I want to introduce you to.  Seems they have a lot of games...

Ben sticks and stones may break my bones but charts bore the fuck out of me.

Sloppy Kisses to all,
Benji

Episode 17A-Restaurant Review Peasant Cookery

The REAL Episode 17.  Brad, Scott and I take in a fancy restaurant because we were hoping we could eat camel.  They ran out of camel.  It was still good.

Music is a tribute to The Knack for Brad, including "My Sharona", "Good Girls Don't", and "Pay the Devil".

Also look out for the NEXT BIG IDEA which is discussed this podcast!

Episode 17: E3 Spectacular Pt.1

Welcome as Scott and I take a look at some PS3 trailers from E3 and then the PS3 press conference!
Even better we gave our thoughts after watching so there's not a lot of silence!  And even less for me to edit!
Music this week is dedicated to Ben.

Today's sponsor is Auntie Ellie's Edible rocking chairs.  Now you can have the joy of having a rocking chair while being able to quickly eat it to avoid embarrassment of telling people you own a rocking chair!  Available in 4 and a half flavours.

Episode 15-Super Secret Podcast

They didn't know I was taping. 

Also we went from over 4 hours to about an 1:16 with a LOT of music.  So you're welcome.  Editing.  It will save us all.  Food brought to you by Simon's Cuisine. 

Episode 14-Restaurant Review Deadfish Cafe

I listened to a podcast the other day and they had a giant scrolling text block.  I wonder how long this one can go?
So anyways we ate at a restaurant and then taped it. You know the drill boys!

Also B are you still alive?  We were wondering this.

FCC approved!

Music this week is "Copperhead Road", "Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)", and "Superhero in a Ball".

I wonder if we could have sponsors here.

Episode 013-Raggedy Ann has a Rack

SUPER MEXICAN!
Join Scott, Brad, John, Rain and Phoenix as we eat out at a Mexican restaurant!
Also help celebrate Ben's Memorial Birthday Celebration!

Episode 12-Maybe Fuck Yourself

Why is this podcast late and missing other podcasts?
IT WAS ME AUSTIN, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN
Aw sunvabitch.

Episode 11-Mailbag Extravaganza with Brad

Short and sweet.  Unlike Brad's Blackberry which kept fucking up. 

Episode 10-Mailbag Extravaganza with Scott

White Lightning.......

Episode 9 Mass Deffect

My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favourite podcast on the Citadel. 

Episode 8-Live From St Vital Centres Food Court

In this podcast Brad, Katie and I test out an iphone app that records for us.  While we eat food in the food court before going to see "Safe house".  And try to explain to Brad who Nikki Minaj is.  Then we see a movie.  Don't worry I cut out a lot of the dead air.  Still thrill to the sights as I buy popcorn!

Episode 7J-Charlie's Failures

And because we can't suck your soul out of you slow enough here we watch part of a movie and comment on it.  ON AN AUDIO PODCAST.

Hey we're done. Sweet.

Episode 7I-Start Trekkin Outta Here

What do you get when we watch a music video of a weird ass song and some wrestling footage of the Funkasaurus Brodus Clay?  Nothing good.

Episode 7H-Cleavage

The link I'm sending with this podcast is more interesting than the podcast.  Figure that one out chimp detectives!

Episode 7G-Incredible Ben

You know what's really great?  When people play video games and leave a lot of dead air while commenting on what's on the screen.  ON AN AUDIO PODCAST!

Good gravy man.

Episode 7.5B-Neeeeerd

After this we'll let you get back to us doing nothing on the 7th episode.  For now, enjoy comic books.

Episode 7.5A-Walking Dead, But Enough About The Grammys

I got sick and tired of patching up dead air in the last podcast.  Here's an intermission with actual talking to tide you over.

Episode 7F-Somehow there is a dumpster in the middle of the street

FORE THE FIRST TIME EVER....Scott!  Brad!  Bathe in it!

Also they play Boo Pong.

Episode 7E-Literally the worst

Wow I should just pull the plug on this episode of the podcast...enjoy!  I mean survive

Episode 7D-Yeast Eyes

WHO WANTS BREAD

Episode 7C-The End of the HLSF?

Ohes noes this may be the end of us!  CLIFFHANGER ENDING LEADS TO MAN SURPRISE!

Episode 7B-3 Mailbag and a Man

Okay not really extravaganza.  I'd even say maybe the weakest of our podcasts.  Still....

Episode 7A-3 Men and a Mailbag

It's a 3 man team on an almost 3 hour extravaganza!

Episode 6C-Rum is War

Now it just all falls apart

Episode 6B-Margarita's Trench

Here I dash between recommending you music and telling you what is going on during an episode of Raw is War from 1999.

Episode 6A-Sandman Mixed Drink Theatre Part 2

All in all I figure this was a good night.  And no I wasn't drunk.  I was just buzzed.

Episode 6A-Sandman Mixed Drink Theatre Part 1

So you won't be lonely this week.  I drank on Saturday and taped it.

Episode 5E-Oh Yeah Life

Whoops we forgot to talk about ourselves.  We fix that.  Permanently. 

Episode 5D-Finger Lickin Good

Get ready to lose your appetite....

Episode 5C-Hot Elevator Action LIVE

I had never listened to "Dedication to my ex (Miss That)" by Lloyd and Andre 3000.   Hahahaha wow.

Episode 5B-Gimmie Pizza Slow

Ben's nightmares become reality.

Episode 5A-VPN Time

Today there was no Saints Row 3 played.  Took too long doing a reverse meal at Applebees.

Episode 4C-Pizza and Chronic

Alt title: Teenage Mutant Nigga' Turtles

Episode 4B-Just Cosplayers 2

Jer has a lot of podcasts to catch up on.  Turtle Power!

Episode 4A-Ping Pong Ding Dongs

Jer's Memorial Birthday Celebration

Episode 3C-Bacon and a Baseball Bat

Walken you beautiful bastard.

Episode 3B-Walken Talkin Part 2

Scott has also chosen Party Rock Anthem this episode.  I have never heard of this song.  I am glad I haven't.

Episode 3B-Walken Talkin Part 1

Scott is collecting sex dolls.

In Saints Row 3 that is!

Episode 3A-Saturday Night Slam Masters

Today Scott chooses the music.

Episode 2B-Pizza Hut Hair Salon

Did you know Nevada is opening a sci-fi themed brothel?  Cuz I want the Gillian Anderson and 7of9 ones.

Episode 2A-We Got Mail

This week we sit back and let gang members hang on a boat and collect money.

Episode One-Horsepie

Brad and Johnny drink Jones Soda and talk about the day's events.  Or not.